Random Saint Barry Allen Facts Vol. 1
- Saint Barry Allen once beat Superman, Wally West, Bart Allen, Jay Garrick and Marvel's Quicksilver in a race.... Saint Barry was asleep at the time.
- Saint Barry Allen's suit was once the color white, but due to his super speed he collided with a rainbow, thus donning the Red and Yellow colors.
- Saint Barry Allen once opened a fast food restaurant, and customers complained because they never had a chance to order before the food came.
- Saint Barry Allen has never used Google, if he wants to know something he runs forward fast enough that he goes back in time to when the event happened.
- Saint Barry Allen is in the movie Gone With The Wind... he played The Wind.
- Saint Barry Allen moonwalks forward when he stands still.
- Saint Barry Allen doesn't get wet from the rain, the raindrops get dry from his speed.
- Saint Barry Allen never died, he actually put Wally West in his place, and ran so fast he was able to change his age, voice, hair color and facial features.
- Saint Barry Allen has a website where he gives you the knowledge that he's contained over years... that website is now known as www.Mapquest.com
- Saint Barry Allen has read every Shakespeare story and play ever written, all while I typed this list.
HA! "Saint Barry Allen once beat Superman, Wally West, Bart Allen, Jay Garrick and Marvel's Quicksilver in a race.... Saint Barry was asleep at the time." I think this was my favorite Saint Barry fact. But you forgot to mention that not only was he asleep at the time, but he ran the race backwards! :P
ReplyDeleteHaha, well a bit of the facts have been lost in translation over the years :P
ReplyDeleteHA!! The Book of Saint Barry isn't as accurate as I would have hoped! :D
ReplyDeleteYeah, He was gonna correct it but he was speed reading. :P
ReplyDeleteLmao. This is just too funny
ReplyDeleteSaint Barry Allen moonwalks forward when he stands still. <--lol I can actually see him doing that. Lol.