Rejoice! This blog shall document the exploits of Barry Allen: The Fastest Saint Alive!
If you think they bow to Saint Barry now, wait until he got the enchanted Blue Ring of Hope, they were washing his car and following Saint Barry's dog with a Pooper scooper.
Pfft, that Blue Ring was lucky Saint Barry allowed it to touch his Sainted body!
Lmao. I never thought about it that way Brother X... if anything it probably slowed him down by a fraction of a fraction of a mili-second, damn that accursed ring!
HA! That ring was like an evil parasite on the pure body of our beloved Saint! Begone demon ring and NEVER return!!!
And just for the record Brother X, Evil Parasitic ring on Saint Barry Allen > Parallax in Heathen Hal Jordan.
HA! The fact that you called Hal a heathen made me crack up! I'll need to work that damned blue ring into this blog somehow...
Lol I don't even know if that's how you spell Heathen but if there was ever one it's gotta be Hal.