Showing posts with label Random Saint Barry Allen Facts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random Saint Barry Allen Facts. Show all posts

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Random Saint Barry Allen Facts #1

Random Saint Barry Allen Facts Vol. 1

  • Saint Barry Allen once beat Superman, Wally West, Bart Allen, Jay Garrick and Marvel's Quicksilver in a race.... Saint Barry was asleep at the time.
  • Saint Barry Allen's suit was once the color white, but due to his super speed he collided with a rainbow, thus donning the Red and Yellow colors.
  • Saint Barry Allen once opened a fast food restaurant, and customers complained because they never had a chance to order before the food came.
  • Saint Barry Allen has never used Google, if he wants to know something he runs forward fast enough that he goes back in time to when the event happened.
  • Saint Barry Allen is in the movie Gone With The Wind... he played The Wind.
  • Saint Barry Allen moonwalks forward when he stands still.
  • Saint Barry Allen doesn't get wet from the rain, the raindrops get dry from his speed.
  • Saint Barry Allen never died, he actually put Wally West in his place, and ran so fast he was able to change his age, voice, hair color and facial features.
  • Saint Barry Allen has a website where he gives you the knowledge that he's contained over years... that website is now known as www.Mapquest.com
  • Saint Barry Allen has read every Shakespeare story and play ever written, all while I typed this list.